April Fool

Today is MY day.

I love April Fool's



I wish I still worked at the school today.




I wish we were having NRG tonight.



I had big plans.



No kids



No car



No joke.




I've done some pretty good ones too.

Like the time I told my class I quit (and walked out of the room) because I was fed up with their shenanigans. (Should have seen the chins hit the floor!)





Or the time I bought those "Bertie Botz" jelly beans (dirt, ketchup, grass, etc)...that one backfired though...the kids loved em and started daring each other to eat different ones.



I injected food dye in their milk the same year.



Told Robert I ran outta gas and was stuck in mid traffic.



The time I had our secretary call Robert and tell him to come into town and pick me up because I got fired and was in hysterics and unfit to drive....yeah, that was a good one!



Ahhh good times, good times.



Sigh..... I'm disappointed this year.